School collection 04

时间：2007-02-15 06:26:59

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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing outside!

An ideal1 homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What would you get if you crossed a vampire2 and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!

Where did all the cuts and blood come from?
The school went on a trip!

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
The food!

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1 ideal 2bRxF     
adj.理想的，完美的；空想的，观念的；n.理想
参考例句：
  • The weather at the seaside was ideal—bright and breezy.海边的天气最宜人，风和日丽的。
  • They promised to be faithful to their ideal for ever. 他们保证永远忠于自己的理想。
2 vampire 8KMzR     
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
  • It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！
  • Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。

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