School collection 05

时间：2007-02-15 06:27:18

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!

The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If your a bug1!

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it

A history joke
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
With their eyes shut!

How did the boy feel after being caned2?
Absolutely whacked3!
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1 bug 5skzf     
n.虫子；故障；窃听器；vt.纠缠；装窃听器
参考例句：
  • There is a bug in the system.系统出了故障。
  • The bird caught a bug on the fly.那鸟在飞行中捉住了一只昆虫。
2 caned 191f613112c79cd574fd0de4685e1471     
vt.用苔杖打（cane的过去式与过去分词形式）
参考例句：
  • The gaoler caned the man. 狱卒用藤条鞭打这个人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • I have caned my son when necessary. 必要时，我就用藤条打儿子一顿。 来自辞典例句
3 whacked je8z8E     
a.精疲力尽的
参考例句：
  • She whacked him with her handbag. 她用手提包狠狠地打他。
  • He whacked me on the back and I held both his arms. 他用力拍拍我的背，我抱住他的双臂。

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