School collection 15

时间：2007-02-15 06:34:32

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Mother: What was the first thing you learned1 in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten2 a mothers day?
Pupil: The school bus!

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

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1 learned m1oxn     
adj.有学问的，博学的；learn的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
  • He went into a rage when he learned about it.他听到这事后勃然大怒。
  • In this little village,he passed for a learned man.在这个小村子里，他被视为有学问的人。
2 brighten tS5yn     
vt.使发亮，使开颜；vi.发光，发亮，生色
参考例句：
  • Brighten the kitchen by painting it yellow.给厨房涂上黄色，使它发亮。
  • She has brighten up my whole life.她给我的整个生活带来快乐。

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