School collection 18

时间：2007-02-15 06:35:31

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Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?
Because he was dead!

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?
A year older on his birthday!

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload1. An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: My little sister ate it!

Bad timing2 for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?
Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

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1 workload fVCzw     
n.作业量，工作量
参考例句：
  • An assistant one day a week would ease my workload.每周有一天配一个助手就会减轻我的工作负担。
  • He's always grousing about the workload.他总是抱怨工作量大。
2 timing rgUzGC     
n.时间安排，时间选择
参考例句：
  • The timing of the meeting is not convenient.会议的时间安排不合适。
  • The timing of our statement is very opportune.我们发表声明选择的时机很恰当。

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