School collection 25

时间：2007-02-28 02:29:40

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Little Monster1: I hate my teacher.
Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

"What's the matter with your dinner?"
"Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten!"

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood2, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday3.
Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else!

A math joke
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?
Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze4 age?
Pupil: The sausage!

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1 monster AEuxD     
n.怪物；极残酷的人；巨人(兽等)；adj.巨大的
参考例句：
  • The whale is a monster!这头鲸鱼是个怪物！
  • The monster hears a noise.那个妖怪听见了噪音。
2 childhood TVqyy     
n.孩童时；童年时代
参考例句：
  • She looks as if she got back to her childhood again.她似乎又回到了她的童年时代。
  • The photo calls up the story of my childhood.这张照片使我想起童年时代。
3 everyday Qnux5     
adj.每天的，日常的，平常的
参考例句：
  • Sweeping the floor is his everyday work.扫地是他的日常工作。
  • He practices speaking English everyday.他每天练习说英语。
4 bronze dSWyg     
n.青铜；青铜艺术品
参考例句：
  • She won a bronze medal.她得了铜牌。
  • This statue is made of bronze.这个雕像是青铜做的。

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