Scary collection 04
时间：2007-03-05 00:48:10
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A ghost joke
This woman wanted to marry a ghost. I don't know what possessed1 her!
A witch joke
Have you heard about the good weather witch?
She's forecasting sunny spells!
A cannibal joke
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
A witch joke
How do witches tell the time?
By looking at their witch watches!
A vampire2 joke
What was the Californian vampire hippy like?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul!
A witch joke
What happens if you see twin witches?
You won't be able to see which witch is witch!
A Halloween joke
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
It was for "tick or tweet"!
This woman wanted to marry a ghost. I don't know what possessed1 her!
A witch joke
Have you heard about the good weather witch?
She's forecasting sunny spells!
A cannibal joke
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
A witch joke
How do witches tell the time?
By looking at their witch watches!
A vampire2 joke
What was the Californian vampire hippy like?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul!
A witch joke
What happens if you see twin witches?
You won't be able to see which witch is witch!
A Halloween joke
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
It was for "tick or tweet"!
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possessed
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| adj.疯狂的；拥有的，占有的 | |
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vampire
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