Scary collection 08

时间：2007-03-05 00:52:38

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A ghost joke
What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"!

A vampire1 joke
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail2?
I don't know but it would slow him down!

A witch joke
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She didn't take it far enough into the woods!

A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal mum say to her son who was chasing a missionary3?
''Stop playing with your food''!

A witch joke
What do witches race on?
Vroomsticks!

A Halloween joke
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel4!

A witch joke
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north!

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1 vampire 8KMzR     
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
  • It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！
  • Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。
2 snail 8xcwS     
n.蜗牛
参考例句：
  • Snail is a small plant-eating creature with a soft body.蜗牛是一种软体草食动物。
  • Time moved at a snail's pace before the holidays.放假前的时间过得很慢。
3 missionary ID8xX     
adj.教会的，传教(士)的；n.传教士
参考例句：
  • She taught in a missionary school for a couple of years.她在一所教会学校教了两年书。
  • I hope every member understands the value of missionary work. 我希望教友都了解传教工作的价值。
4 snorkel vFszk     
n.泳者所戴的通气管，潜水艇的吸、排气装置
参考例句：
  • With a snorkel,however,a diver can stay under water for quite a long time.潜水员携带一根通气管就可以在水下呆很长时间。
  • I did buy a mask and fins and a snorkel.我买了面镜、蛙鞋和一个呼吸管。

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