Scary collection 09

时间：2007-03-05 00:53:32

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A witch joke
How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?
Tyred!

A cannibal joke
What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover1 fingernails?
They file them!

A ghost joke
Where do undertakers go in October?
The hearse of the year show!

A vampire2 joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The fangdango!

A Halloween joke
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks!

A witch joke
How do witches lose weight?
They join weight witches!

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1 leftover V97zC     
n.剩货，残留物，剩饭；adj.残余的
参考例句：
  • These narrow roads are a leftover from the days of horse-drawn carriages.这些小道是从马车时代沿用下来的。
  • Wonder if that bakery lets us take leftover home.不知道那家糕饼店会不会让我们把卖剩的带回家。
2 vampire 8KMzR     
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
  • It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！
  • Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。

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