Scary collection 10

时间：2007-03-05 00:54:03

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A witch joke
What name did the witch give to her cooking pot?
It was called-Ron!

A vampire1 joke
When do vampires2 bite you?
On wincedays!

A witch joke
What is a witch with poison ivy3 called?
An itchy witchy!

A Halloween joke
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost?
" asked his friends "No, I'm an unmade bed!

" A cannibal joke
What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

A ghost joke
Why are cemeteries4 in the middle of towns?
Because they're dead centres!

A witch joke
What is a witches favourite book?
Broom at the top!

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1 vampire 8KMzR     
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
  • It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！
  • Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。
2 vampires 156828660ac146a537e281c7af443361     
n.吸血鬼( vampire的名词复数 )；吸血蝠；高利贷者；（舞台上的）活板门
参考例句：
  • The most effective weapon against the vampires is avampire itself. 对付吸血鬼最有效的武器就是吸血鬼自己。 来自电影对白
  • If vampires existed, don`t you think we would`ve found them by now? 如果真有吸血鬼，那我们怎么还没有找到他们呢？ 来自电影对白
3 ivy x31ys     
n.常青藤，常春藤
参考例句：
  • Her wedding bouquet consisted of roses and ivy.她的婚礼花篮包括玫瑰和长春藤。
  • The wall is covered all over with ivy.墙上爬满了常春藤。
4 cemeteries 4418ae69fd74a98b3e6957ca2df1f686     
n.（非教堂的）墓地，公墓( cemetery的名词复数 )
参考例句：
  • It's morbid to dwell on cemeteries and such like. 不厌其烦地谈论墓地以及诸如此类的事是一种病态。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • In other districts the proximity of cemeteries seemed to aggravate the disease. 在其它地区里，邻近墓地的地方，时疫大概都要严重些。 来自辞典例句

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