Scary collection 17

时间：2007-03-05 00:59:17

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A witch joke
What's the best way of talking to a warty1 witch?
By telephone!

A werewolf joke
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton who went to a party?
All the others used him as a coat rack!

A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!

A vampire2 joke
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom3 dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz!

A demon4 joke
What did the demon do when he bought a new house?
He called it "Gnome5 Sweet Gnome"!

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1 warty 10645af5dab7882d561efe6172133489     
adj.有疣的，似疣的；瘤状
参考例句：
  • Warty recurrences occurred in the perineal wound within a month of surgery. 局部切除术后一个月内伤口疣体复发。 来自互联网
  • African wild swine with warty protuberances on the face and large protruding tusks. 在脸部和突出的长牙上有疣样隆起的非洲野猪。 来自互联网
2 vampire 8KMzR     
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
  • It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！
  • Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。
3 ballroom SPTyA     
n.舞厅
参考例句：
  • The boss of the ballroom excused them the fee.舞厅老板给他们免费。
  • I go ballroom dancing twice a week.我一个星期跳两次交际舞。
4 demon Wmdyj     
n.魔鬼，恶魔
参考例句：
  • The demon of greed ruined the miser's happiness.贪得无厌的恶习毁掉了那个守财奴的幸福。
  • He has been possessed by the demon of disease for years.他多年来病魔缠身。
5 gnome gnome     
n.土地神；侏儒，地精
参考例句：
  • The Swedes do not have Santa Claus.What they have is Christmas Gnome.瑞典人的圣诞节里没有圣诞老人，但他们却有一个圣诞守护神。
  • Susan bought a garden gnome to decorate her garden.苏珊买了一个土地神像来装饰她的花园。

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