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时间：2007-03-12 03:09:50

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A skeleton1 joke
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!

A werewolf joke
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Because he couldn't reach any higher!

A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs!

A witch joke
What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema?
Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom!

A witch joke
What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!

A skeleton joke
Why don't skeletons2 play music in church?
They have no organs!

A skeleton joke
Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him!

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1 skeleton OE7z0     
n.骨骼，框架，骨干，梗概，提要
参考例句：
  • A long illness made a skeleton out of him.长期的卧病使他骨瘦如柴。
  • Her notes gave us just the bare skeleton of her theory.她的笔记只给我们提供了她的理论的梗概。
2 skeletons 138f64f4bf514101e6f6e68f9b00bcd9     
n.（建筑物等的）骨架( skeleton的名词复数 )；骨骼；梗概；骨瘦如柴的人（或动物）
参考例句：
  • Only skeletons of buildings remained. 只剩下了建筑物的框架。 来自辞典例句
  • It looks like six skeletons in front of that stone door! 在这石头门前看上去就象有六副骨骼！ 来自辞典例句

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