Scary collection 24

时间：2007-03-12 03:10:36

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A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

A cannibal joke
What do you call a massive witch doctor?
Mumbo jumbo!

A vampire1 joke
Why did the vampire give up acting2?
He couldn't get his teeth into the part!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!

A werewolf joke
Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted?
Because they always give snappy answers!

A witch joke
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
By her suntan!

A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!


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1 vampire 8KMzR     
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
  • It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！
  • Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。
2 acting czRzoc     
n.演戏，行为，假装；adj.代理的，临时的，演出用的
参考例句：
  • Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她，她只是假装的。
  • During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代，她的表演生涯黯然失色。

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