Joke: CPR Class

Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were
required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well
known mannequin-victim, Resusci Anne, to practice. My
group's model was legless to allow for storage in a
carrying case.

The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed,
one of my classmates gently shook the doll and asked
"Are you all right?" He then put his ear over the
mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing. Suddenly he
turned to the instructor¹ and exclaimed, "She said she
can't feel her legs!"