Joke: Thanks For Calling Technical Suppor

Thank you for calling Technical Support. All of our technicians are currently busy helping¹ people even less competent than you, so please hold for the next available technician. The waiting time is now estimated at between fifteen minutes and eternity². In order to expedite your call, please punch your 63-digit product identi-fication number onto your telephone touch pad, followed by your product serial³ number, which can be found in a secret compartment⁴ inside your computer where, for security purposes, is printed in the smallest typeface known to mankind. Do that now.