Scary collection 34

时间：2007-03-29 03:13:42

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A cannibal joke
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
Weedie Bix!

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A ghost joke
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused1?
Because their daddies were mummies!

A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

A ghost joke
Where do ghosts live?
In dread-sitters!

A ghost joke
How do you know if your being haunted2 by a parrot?
He keeps going "ooo's a pretty boy then"!

A vampire3 joke
What did the vampire say to the wolfman?
You look like your going to the dogs!

A vampire joke
What's the difference between a vampire and a biscuit?
You don't know?
Well don't try dunking a vampire in your tea!

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1 confused Yp1z8     
adj.困惑的，烦恼的
参考例句：
  • They asked so many questions that they confused me.他们问了许多问题，都把我弄糊涂了。
  • A wise man is never confused.智者不惑。
2 haunted 5rEz4M     
adj.闹鬼的；受到折磨的；令人烦恼的v.“haunt”的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
  • There was a haunted look in his eyes. 他眼中透露出忧虑的神色。
  • The country is haunted by the spectre of civil war. 内战仿佛一触即发，举国上下一片恐慌。
3 vampire 8KMzR     
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
  • It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！
  • Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。

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