Scary collection 41

时间：2007-03-29 03:19:36

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A ghost joke
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!

A vampire1 joke
What does a vampire bath in?
A bat tub!

A werewolf joke
Why did the boy take a pain killer2 after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him eerie3 ache!

A vampire joke
What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting?
Well fangcy that!

A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast that is lost?
A where-wolf!

A vampire joke
What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favourite?
Veinilla!

A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A weir-wolf!

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1 vampire 8KMzR     
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
  • It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！
  • Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。
2 killer rpLziK     
n.杀人者，杀人犯，杀手，屠杀者
参考例句：
  • Heart attacks have become Britain's No.1 killer disease.心脏病已成为英国的头号致命疾病。
  • The bulk of the evidence points to him as her killer.大量证据证明是他杀死她的。
3 eerie N8gy0     
adj.怪诞的；奇异的；可怕的；胆怯的
参考例句：
  • It's eerie to walk through a dark wood at night.夜晚在漆黑的森林中行走很是恐怖。
  • I walked down the eerie dark path.我走在那条漆黑恐怖的小路上。

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