Scary collection 43

时间：2007-03-29 03:20:18

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A ghost joke
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!

A ghost joke
Who writes ghosts joke
s?
Crypt writers!

A vampire1 joke
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsniffer!

A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The vaults2!

A ghost joke
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!

A vampire joke
Where did vampires3 go to first in America?
New Fangland!

A vampire joke
Why are vampiress crazy?
Because they are often bats!

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1 vampire 8KMzR     
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
  • It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！
  • Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。
2 vaults fe73e05e3f986ae1bbd4c517620ea8e6     
n.拱顶( vault的名词复数 )；地下室；撑物跳高；墓穴
参考例句：
  • It was deposited in the vaults of a bank. 它存在一家银行的保险库里。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • They think of viruses that infect an organization from the outside.They envision hackers breaking into their information vaults. 他们考虑来自外部的感染公司的病毒，他们设想黑客侵入到信息宝库中。 来自《简明英汉词典》
3 vampires 156828660ac146a537e281c7af443361     
n.吸血鬼( vampire的名词复数 )；吸血蝠；高利贷者；（舞台上的）活板门
参考例句：
  • The most effective weapon against the vampires is avampire itself. 对付吸血鬼最有效的武器就是吸血鬼自己。 来自电影对白
  • If vampires existed, don`t you think we would`ve found them by now? 如果真有吸血鬼，那我们怎么还没有找到他们呢？ 来自电影对白

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