Joke: Short Blonde Jokes

时间：2007-03-30 01:24:33

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What do you call an eternity1?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the
car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said
"Disneyland "Left", so they turned around and went home.

What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.

What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.

Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen2 orange juice?
Because it said concentrate3.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Blondes dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!

What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.

Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.

A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette
said, "Oh look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward
and said, "Where, where?"

How do you drown a Blonde?
Put a scratch4 & sniff5 sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed6
to a regular one?
You have to hollow7 out the head.

How do you get a twinkle8 in a Blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her joke on Wednesday.
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1 eternity Aiwz7     
n.不朽，来世；永恒，无穷
参考例句：
  • The dull play seemed to last an eternity.这场乏味的剧似乎演个没完没了。
  • Finally,Ying Tai and Shan Bo could be together for all of eternity.英台和山伯终能双宿双飞，永世相随。
2 frozen 2sVz6q     
adj.冻结的，冰冻的
参考例句：
  • He was frozen to death on a snowing night.在一个风雪的晚上，他被冻死了。
  • The weather is cold and the ground is frozen.天寒地冻。
3 concentrate Ia8yy     
vt.集中；聚集；浓缩；vi.集中；全神贯注
参考例句：
  • You should concentrate on the road when you're driving.开车时注意力应集中在路上。
  • Concentrate your mind on study,Don't look around.专心学习，别东张西望的。
4 scratch cs1yD     
n.草稿，抓痕，搔，抓，擦伤，刮擦声，乱写，零，起跑线，未中的一击；vt.搔，抓，挖出，擦
参考例句：
  • Scratch my name out please.请把我的名字划掉。
  • The suggestion is that they should start from scratch.提出的建议是，他们从头开始。
5 sniff PF7zs     
vi.嗅…味道；抽鼻涕；对嗤之以鼻，蔑视
参考例句：
  • The police used dogs to sniff out the criminals in their hiding - place.警察使用警犬查出了罪犯的藏身地点。
  • When Munchie meets a dog on the beach, they sniff each other for a while.当麦奇在海滩上碰到另一条狗的时候，他们会彼此嗅一会儿。
6 opposed lmezik     
vt.和…起冲突；和敌军起冲突；反抗，抗拒；相对：放在某事物对面以对比或平衡vi.对抗，对立adj.强烈反对某事物的；（表示对比）而，相对于；相反的；敌对的
参考例句：
  • The development was bitterly opposed by the local community. 这一开发项目遭到了当地社区的愤怒抵制。
  • We hold diametrically opposed views. 我们的观点大相径庭。
7 hollow qrXzTP     
adj.空的，中空的，空心的；空洞的，无价值的
参考例句：
  • The boys scraped out a hollow place for planting trees.那些孩子挖了个坑准备栽树。
  • Bamboo is a sort of hollow plant.竹子是一种中空的植物。
8 twinkle SlCws     
n.闪烁，闪耀，眨眼，瞬息；v.闪烁，使...闪耀，眨眼，迅速移动
参考例句：
  • The twinkle of distant town lights was very beautiful.远处城镇灯火闪烁，煞是好看。
  • At night,lights twinkle in distant villages across the valleys.夜间，山谷那头的遥远村落里灯光闪闪。

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