Joke: Redneck Mirror

时间：2007-05-09 08:18:05

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After living in the remote wilderness1 of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided2 it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed3, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
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1 wilderness SgrwS     
n.杳无人烟的一片陆地、水等，荒漠
参考例句：
  • She drove the herd of cattle through the wilderness.她赶着牛群穿过荒野。
  • Education in the wilderness is not a matter of monetary means.荒凉地区的教育不是钱财问题。
2 decided lvqzZd     
adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的
参考例句：
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
3 fumed e5b9aff6742212daa59abdcc6c136e16     
愤怒( fume的过去式和过去分词 )； 大怒； 发怒； 冒烟
参考例句：
  • He fumed with rage because she did not appear. 因为她没出现，所以他大发雷霆。
  • He fumed and fretted and did not know what was the matter. 他烦躁，气恼，不知是怎么回事。

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