Joke: Season Ticket Swap

Carol was reading a newspaper, while her husband was
engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out
laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a
classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap¹
his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."

"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his
magazine.

Teasing him, Carol said, "Would you swap me for a
season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," he said.

"How sweet," Carol said. "Tell me why not."

"Season's more than half over," he said.