Blonde Painter

时间：2007-10-20 06:37:54

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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived1 as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive2 smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat3. He notices that she is wearing a ski4 jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb5 and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....

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1 perceived a22d960a29f7c4eda82959f1987bade2     
v.感觉( perceive的过去式和过去分词 )；视为；认为；理解为
参考例句：
  • I perceived a change in his behaviour. 我注意到他举止有些改变。
  • On entering his house, we at once perceived him to be tasteful. 我们一进他的房子，立刻感觉到他是个高品位的人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
2 distinctive Es5xr     
adj.特别的，有特色的，与众不同的
参考例句：
  • She has a very distinctive way of walking.她走路的样子与别人很不相同。
  • This bird has several distinctive features.这个鸟具有几种突出的特征。
3 sweat QqHyj     
n.汗，汗水，水珠，焦急；vi.出汗，渗出，冒出水气，结水珠，烦恼，懊恼；vt.使出汗，流出，榨出，使汗流浃背
参考例句：
  • She was all of a sweat.她一身大汗。
  • She is always all of a sweat before the exam.她临考前总是急得不得了。
4 ski bEBzB     
n.滑雪橇，滑雪板；vi.滑雪
参考例句：
  • The ski is wooden.这滑雪板是木制的。
  • Do you have the skill to ski such a difficult slope?你有沿着这样一个陡坡滑雪的本事吗？
5 dumb 4k1zE     
adj.哑的；不会说话的；笨的；愚蠢的
参考例句：
  • She is very kind to the dumb children.她对哑童非常好。
  • It was dumb of you to say that.你说这种话太愚蠢了。

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