Chicken jokes 01

时间：2007-10-27 06:08:52

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Q: Why did the dinosaur¹ cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!

Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because the chicken needed a day off Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!

Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
A: Because it ran out of cluck!

Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk!

Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket!

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled² to death!

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1 dinosaur
n.恐龙
参考例句：
Are you trying to tell me that David was attacked by a dinosaur?你是想要告诉我大卫被一支恐龙所攻击？ He stared at the faithful miniature of the dinosaur.他凝视著精确的恐龙缩小模型。

2 tickled
（使）发痒( tickle的过去式和过去分词 )；（使）愉快，逗乐
参考例句：
We were tickled pink to see our friends on television. 在电视中看到我们的一些朋友，我们高兴极了。 I tickled the baby's feet and made her laugh. 我胳肢孩子的脚，使她发笑。