Farm jokes 10

时间：2007-11-30 08:46:30

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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call a sleeping bull¹?
A bulldozer!

What has two legs and flies?
A pig!

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus²?
A cow that can milk itself!

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen!

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream!

What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs!

Why is it called a 'herd³' of cattle?
Well, have you 'herd' the sound they make!

Why was the lamb told off for being rude?
He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum!

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1 bull
n.公牛，买进证券投机图利者，看涨的人
参考例句：
It's only a hair off a bull's back to them.这对他们来说，不过九牛一毛。 Many dogs closed around the bull.很多狗渐渐地把那只牛围了起来。

2 octopus
n.章鱼
参考例句：
He experienced nausea after eating octopus.吃了章鱼后他感到恶心。 One octopus has eight tentacles.一条章鱼有八根触角。

3 herd
n.兽群，牧群；vt.使集中，把…赶在一起
参考例句：
She drove the herd of cattle through the wilderness.她赶着牛群穿过荒野。 He had no opinions of his own but simply follow the herd.他从无主见，只是人云亦云。