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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived1 as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive2 smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat3. He notices that she is wearing a ski4 jacket and a fur coat at the same time. "Honey, are you okay?" he asks her. "Yes" she replies. "Then what are you doing?" he asks. "I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb5 and I wanted to do it by painting the house." she replies. "Then why are you wearing a ski jacket over a fur coat?" he asks. "Well," she replies "I was reading the directions on the paint can and it said.....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
1 perceived | |
v.感觉( perceive的过去式和过去分词 );视为;认为;理解为 | |
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2 distinctive | |
adj.特别的,有特色的,与众不同的 | |
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3 sweat | |
n.汗,汗水,水珠,焦急;vi.出汗,渗出,冒出水气,结水珠,烦恼,懊恼;vt.使出汗,流出,榨出,使汗流浃背 | |
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4 ski | |
n.滑雪橇,滑雪板;vi.滑雪 | |
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5 dumb | |
adj.哑的;不会说话的;笨的;愚蠢的 | |
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