Guaranteed visits 有保证的探望

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided¹ to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi（法师，教士） she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated²（火葬） , and second, she wanted her ashes scattered³ over Bloomingdales.

"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

布鲁克林的一位年迈的妇女决定准备自己的遗嘱，提出最后的要求。她告诉自己的犹太教士说她有两个临终前的要求。第一，她要火化；第二，她要把骨灰撒到布鲁明黛。
 
“布鲁明黛！”教士叫道，“为什么在布鲁明黛？”
 
“那样的话我女儿肯定一周会探望我两次。”