My little dog can't read 我的狗不识字

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!   Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!   Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.   布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！   史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！   布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”