A Kiss 一个吻

At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor¹, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled² on it.

The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much,  I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."

The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"

在一次晚宴上，作为贵宾的演讲者，即将发表演讲时，他的妻子正坐在桌子的另一端，递给他一张写着潦草的“KISS”的纸条。

坐在演讲者旁边的客人说：你的妻子一定很爱你，在你开始演讲之前我看见她送你一份“KISS”。

演讲者笑着解释：“你不了解我的妻子。她给了我‘KISS’代表‘Keep It Short, Stupid.’”