Flatterer 马屁精

Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics¹（化妆品） guaranteed to make her look years younger.

 

After a lengthy² sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"

 

Looking over her carefully, Andy replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

 

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed³. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...

 

"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" he  interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet!"

 

朱蒂是我的朋友，她拒绝变老的容颜，就出门买了一套新出的化妆品，可不便宜，但能让她看上去年轻很多岁。

 

朱蒂在镜子前涂抹这个“神奇”的化妆品涂了很久，她问老公：“亲爱的，老实说，如果你不认识我，你觉得我有多大啊？”

 

朱蒂的老公仔细看了看，回答：“看皮肤是二十，看头发是十八，看身材是二十五。”

 

“哦，你这个马屁精！”朱蒂脱口而出。正当朱蒂准备告诉老公得到什么奖励时，老公没让她说下去。

 

“哇，亲爱的，等会！”他说，“我还没有加起来呢！”

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