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• 1.Buckle Up
• An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergen...
• 2.Lawyer's Dog
• A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's offic...
• 3.Lawyer's Questio
• A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, Have you ever been married? Yes, sir, said the witness in a lo...
• 4.Lawyer Vacancy
• There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from l...
• 5.Home Distilled Liquo
• Drunken Billy was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client. Now...
• 6.Getting a Little Que
• Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, I want you to help me obtain a divorce. My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with. What do you m...
• 7.Moral Dilemma?
• A lawyer was helping a poor old widow settle her husband's estate. Upon completion of the job, he charged her $100.00. She opened her purse, and took ...
• 8.Sober as a Judge
• A crown court judge was out on the town one Friday evening, partaking of some of London's finest drinking establishments. Returning home to his good l...
• 9.The Pretzel Lady
• A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young lawyer would leave his office building at lunch time and, as h...
• 10.Attorney Season
• WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorn...