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• 1.Defence Lawyers
• When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in...
• 2.Lawyers Can't Add
• An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was inter...
• 3.Deathbed
• A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldn...
• 4.Vacation
• For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeep...
• 5.Lawyers Brains
• A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choic...
• 6.Lawyers Grave
• A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little gi...
• 7.2 Bullets & A Lawyer
• If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? Sho...
• 8.Thrifty Lawyer
• A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The ...
• 9.Tax's For The Dead
• A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three sai...
• 10.Like Hell!
• An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place. So, the ...