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• 1.buried in sand
• What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand....
• 2.black & brown
• What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman pinscher....
• 3.in lawyer years
• A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. ...
• 4.brass rat
• A man walked into a curio shop and began to browse. He was attracted to a brass rat on a shelf behind the counter. He asked the shopkeeper for a price...
• 5.sleep in the barn
• A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manager were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car brok...
• 6.tombstone
• A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man. The little boy read t...
• 7.surgery
• Four surgeons are having a coffee after performing surgery. I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered. says the...
• 8.topless models
• Justin Turner, representing Elite Premier Ltd, outlining his client's case for an injunction said, The agency represents many models who are household...
• 9.bad advice
• Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps outside, sobbing loudly with his head buried in h...
• 10.lawyer in a tree
• How do you get a lawyer down from a tree...? Cut the rope.....