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• 1.dead snake
• What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyers in the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake....
• 2.Ethical Problem
• An attorney had just finished a consultation with an elderly, nearly blind widow, for which he charged her $100. The widow opened her purse and remove...
• 3.pregnancy
• A woman went to her doctor in a panic. Doctor, you must help me, she sobbed, please put my mind at rest.. Is it possible to become pregnant from anal ...
• 4.barrister
• Two solicitors came to a sticky end and were slowly making their way up to Heavan. On their way up the great staircase that leads to the Pearly Gates ...
• 5.Crashing Lawyers
• What do you say to a busload of lawyers crashing over a five hundred foot cliff? Got room for one more?...
• 6.NYC Miranda Rights
• 1. You have the right to swing first. Anything you do can and will lead to an ass-kicking. 2. You have the right to have a priest and/or an EMT presen...
• 7.Lawers in contempt
• A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, Ms. ...
• 8.Don't Mess with
• Defense Attorney: Would you please state your age to the court for the record. Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us ...
• 9.Old Age Eyesight
• The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defence lawyer asks Sam, Did you see my client commit this burglary? Yes, said Sam, I saw him plain...
• 10.The Lawyer and the D
• An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared. The Devil told the lawyer, I have a proposition for you. You can win ev...