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• 1.Settled the Case!
• A young attorney, 'who had taken over his father's practice', rushed home elated one night. Dad, listen, he shouted, I've finally settled that old McK...
• 2.Smartest Man in the
• A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine tr...
• 3.Defending a Beastial
• A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality. I know a great trial lawyer, the fellow said, but he's ...
• 4.Excessive Demands
• A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting advice about a divorce. He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones. How do you mean? Well, Mr. Jon...
• 5.Insurance Money
• A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, Remember that lousy real estat...
• 6.A Kind Lawyer?
• One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and h...
• 7.Expert Advice
• A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor...
• 8.Exterminating Lawyer
• A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. (As he'd had a bad time in divorce court ...
• 9.Legal Parrots
• A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says: The parrot on the left costs...
• 10.Lawyers Running Late
• Two attorneys have planned to meet for lunch, but one of them shows up 30 minutes late. The one who's been waiting asks his partner: What kept you? I ...