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• 1.Save much more
• You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all...
• 2.A tiny room
• There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, I refuse to take a tiny room like t...
• 3.My little dog can't read 我的狗不识字
• Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my ...
• 4.三个盗贼 Three Robber
• A brunette（深色的） , a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in...
• 5.A Whole Hour 整整一小时
• Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling. His boss was pu...
• 6.How His Pig's Doing
• Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between their high school teams. If Arvada's team lost, the mayor...
• 7.The Absent-minded Professor 心不在焉的教授
• Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it...
• 8.The Umbrella 雨伞
• A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: This umbrella belongs to a gen...
• 9.Monkey Business 带它去动物园
• A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, This monkey was wandering on the s...
• 10.Little Old Lady 小老太太
• A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him. Pardon me, she said. I'm sorry if my ...