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• 1.The Revenge 欺骗的代价
• Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer J...
• 2.I think that I'm a chicken 我想我是一只鸡
• Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg! 精...
• 3.How do I get the gum out
• Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passeng...
• 4.Where Am I 我在哪儿
• An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and aske...
• 5.Why do you never phone me?
• Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the vi...
• 6.The Same Action Yields the Same Result
• A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two w...
• 7.Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上
• A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. But officer, the man said, I can explain. Just be quiet, snapped the officer. I'm going to...
• 8.We Close at Nine 我们9点关门
• Waitress, shouted the impatient diner, do I have to sit here and starve all night? no, sir, we close at nine o'clock. 服务员，用餐者不耐烦地叫道，我必...
• 9.Hen's Legs 母鸡的腿
• Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 儿子：为...
• 10.Telemarketer 电话推销员
• I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer. Good evening, he said, may I speak with L...