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• 1.When Time Talks
• A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass...
• 2.Sitting Swimmingly
• Three guys enter a special swimming contest whereby each contestant is born disabled. The first has no arms. The second has no legs and the third has ...
• 3.Home Medical Remedy
• A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, I can't talk! Help me! The doctor nodded sagely, an...
• 4.I Want Those Two Back
• A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The ...
• 5.The Bathtub Test
• During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutiona...
• 6.What's Your Business?
• A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud to...
• 7.Take Thee To A Nunnery
• Sitting behind some nuns (whose habits partially blocked their view) at a hockey game, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them t...
• 8.Doctor! Doctor! Give Me The News!
• A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his ro...
• 9.Like father like son 有其父必有其子
• Once a boy's grandfather beat his grandson for playing with fire in the courtyard. The boy's father saw this and he got worried about his son. So he t...
• 10.我看见五头驴
• One day a farmer bought four donkeys in the marketplace in the village. He got on one of them and began to ride home. As he was riding along, he notic...