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• 1.It is an Oak Tree 这是一棵橡树
• One summer, two men, who had come to the country for their holidays. They were walking in an orchard. They saw that all the trees were bending under a...
• 2.Beautiful Hat 漂亮的帽子
• Mr Jones had a few day's holiday, so he said, I am going to go to the mountains by train. He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the st...
• 3.How much English can you speak?
• Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely...
• 4.献错殷勤
• At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him a...
• 5.First-aid class 急救课
• A man was telling friends how first-aid classes had prepared him for an emergency. I saw a woman hit by a car, he said, She had a broken arm, a twiste...
• 6.A bilingual city 双语城市
• A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. This is an outrage, he complained. The faucet marked C gave me boiling wate...
• 7.This Way to Request 如是请求
• I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signatur...
• 8.$250 due for a consultation 咨询费250美元
• A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, If a dog running un...
• 9.A Vacation Cruise 假日巡航游
• One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100. After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him...
• 10.Fit for Tat 以牙还牙
• The great Chinese diplomat Dr. Wu Ting Fang was in the United States a number of years ago. One day he met an American woman at a reception. She did n...