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• 1.Bargain 讨价还价
• An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: How much this stuff? Seven dollars, Madam, ...
• 2.What did you do? 你做了什么呢
• Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar（电车） this morning, the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare. Boy: Well...
• 3.The poor husband 可怜的丈夫
• You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, ...
• 4.I am the baby's aunt! 我是孩子的小姨！
• Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle? asked the doctor. Breast fed, of course! replie...
• 5.结婚的烦恼
• Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have a...
• 6.Guaranteed visits 有保证的探望
• An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi（法师，教士） she had two final requests. F...
• 7.Roses for My Wife 给妻子的玫瑰
• On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a ...
• 8.Doing Cartwheel
• One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, Mommy, I got five dollars! The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the...
• 9.Dying Man 最后的坦诚
• As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to（透露） his wife, I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole mar...
• 10.Find a girl just like your mother
• No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. Find a girl just like your mother --...