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• 1.Blonde Kidnapping
• A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed ...
• 2.Horsey Ride
• Once, a blonde decided to ride a horse. She was riding quite pleasantly on a trail in a field until the horse speeded up. He was going faster and fast...
• 3.Red Ears
• A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, I was ironing a shirt and the phon...
• 4.Safety First
• Q:What is a blondes idea of safe sex?? A:Lock the car doors...
• 5.What's So Funny?
• A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When...
• 6.Car Crash
• A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out of his car to see if anyone was in the car. A blonde popped her head ...
• 7.The 100$ Dollar Bill
• Santa Vlause, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were all walking down the street when they all spotted a 100$ dollar...
• 8.The Daily News
• Once a Blonde and a brunette were watching the news when they saw a man at the top of a building threatening to jump off. The Brunette said I bet you ...
• 9.Blonde In Jail
• There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head escaping from jail. The brunette ran up a tree and a police officer yells who is there? and the brunett...
• 10.BOEING! BOEING!
• A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boa...