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• 1.Speeding Blonde
• One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The firs...
• 2.Legally Blonde
• This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show h...
• 3.Wrong Way
• A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wh...
• 4.There Is No Fish There
• One cold Winter day, a blonde decides she wants to take up ice fishing. When she gets to the pond, she begins to cut a hole in the ice. As she does, s...
• 5.Ventriloquist
• A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes whe...
• 6.There Is No Fish There
• One cold Winter day, a blonde decides she wants to take up ice fishing. When she gets to the pond, she begins to cut a hole in the ice. As she does, s...
• 7.Indecent Exposure
• A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, Ma'am, are you a...
• 8.Because I'm Blonde?
• A girl came skipping home from school one day. Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but ...
• 9.Guessing Game
• Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag. 1st blonde: What have you got in that bag? 2nd blonde: Chickens. 1st blonde: If I can...
• 10.Blonde Hiking
• One day a blonde is hiking in the woods. She follows the trail until she comes upon a river. As she is thinking how she can get across the river; anot...