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• 1.Helicopter Lessons
• A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity...
• 2.Blonde Deodorant
• A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. Sorry, we don't sell bottom deodorant the pharmacist replies, strugglin...
• 3.Fire Escape
• A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to ...
• 4.Blonde No An Airplane
• This guy goes to sit at his plane seat in first class, and finds a blonde there. He says, excuse me miss, but this is my seat. She replies, I'm blonde...
• 5.Blone Kidnapping
• There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a ...
• 6.Death Row
• There's a blonde, a red head and a brunette all on death row. They are all out in the desert about to be executed. First up is the brunette. The shoot...
• 7.Toilet Paper
• A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says in a disgusted ...
• 8.Urgent Message
• This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe. The clerk says it will be $100, an...
• 9.Blonde Guts
• One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her...
• 10.Catching The Blonde
• by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They strip him and lead him into a huge gym with all kinds...