The Health Care Blues

时间:2015-04-15 04:57:06

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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened1 from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns2 at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun3 asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.
 
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
 
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
 
He replied, "No money in the bank."
 
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
 
The nun became agitated4 and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
 
The patient replied, "Well, in that case...send the bill to my brother-in-law!"

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1 awakened de71059d0b3cd8a1de21151c9166f9f0     
v.(使)醒( awaken的过去式和过去分词 );(使)觉醒;弄醒;(使)意识到
参考例句:
  • She awakened to the sound of birds singing. 她醒来听到鸟的叫声。
  • The public has been awakened to the full horror of the situation. 公众完全意识到了这一状况的可怕程度。 来自《简明英汉词典》
2 nuns ce03d5da0bb9bc79f7cd2b229ef14d4a     
n.(通常指基督教的)修女, (佛教的)尼姑( nun的名词复数 )
参考例句:
  • Ah Q had always had the greatest contempt for such people as little nuns. 小尼姑之流是阿Q本来视如草芥的。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • Nuns are under vows of poverty, chastity and obedience. 修女须立誓保持清贫、贞洁、顺从。 来自辞典例句
3 nun THhxK     
n.修女,尼姑
参考例句:
  • I can't believe that the famous singer has become a nun.我无法相信那个著名的歌星已做了修女。
  • She shaved her head and became a nun.她削发为尼。
4 agitated dzgzc2     
adj.被鼓动的,不安的
参考例句:
  • His answers were all mixed up,so agitated was he.他是那样心神不定,回答全乱了。
  • She was agitated because her train was an hour late.她乘坐的火车晚点一个小时,她十分焦虑。

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