He Thinks He's A Refrigerator

A woman goes to a psychiatrist¹ and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband. He thinks he's a refrigerator!" 

 

"I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions². It will pass." 

 

"But you don't understand," the woman insists. 

 

"He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake."

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