What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

时间:2020-04-07 06:42:59


Joke: What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
Answer: Trouble.
Joke: Why did the clock get kicked out of the classroom?
Answer: It tocked too much...
Joke: What do gymnasts, acrobats1, and bananas have in common?
Answer: They can all do the splits.
Joke: What's a frog's favorite game?
Answer: Hopscotch2.
Joke: What's a snakes favorite game?
Answer: S-s-soccer.
Joke: What is horse sense?
Answer: Stable thinking.
Joke: Why is the forest so noisy?
Answer: Because every tree has its own bark!
Joke: What time do ducks wake up?
Answer: At the quack3 of dawn.
Joke: What dies but never lives?
Answer: A battery!



1 acrobats 0a0a55e618cb6021651a7c7a9ac46cdc     
n.杂技演员( acrobat的名词复数 );立场观点善变的人,主张、政见等变化无常的人
  • I was always fascinated by the acrobats at the circus. 我总是着迷于马戏团里的杂技演员。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The acrobats' performance drew forth applause from the audience. 杂技演员的表演博得了观众的掌声。 来自《简明英汉词典》
2 hopscotch 4rAzYB     
  • The children squared off the sidewalk to play hopscotch.孩子们在人行道上划出方格,做“跳房子”的游戏。
  • At hopscotch,the best hoppers are the children.在跳房子的游戏中,孩子是最优秀的单足跳者。
3 quack f0JzI     
  • He describes himself as a doctor,but I feel he is a quack.他自称是医生,可是我感觉他是个江湖骗子。
  • The quack was stormed with questions.江湖骗子受到了猛烈的质问。