My prince is not coming on a white horse. He's obviously1
riding a turtle somewhere really confused...
Dear Bestfriend, please stay in my life forever because you're one of the best things to ever happen to me.
Can I borrow a hug please? I promise!! I'll give u it back!!
Never go to bed angry… Stay awake and plot revenge2
I was put on this earth to do two things. Piss people off and make people smile. Which lucky one are you?.
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.
I don't easily trust someone so when I tell you "I trust you." Don't make me regret it.
I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I'd say my people skills are improving!.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus3
, so I could slap4
8 people at once.
Be happy in front of people who don't like you, "it kills them".
Two mysterious people live in my house. Somebody & nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who.