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When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your mom and dad grow up.
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It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died.
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Stan Lee's funeral is going to be a reverse cameo where all the superheroes appear in the background of his story.
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Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.
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The internet both almost killed off the postal1
service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery.
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The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace now are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there during Victorian times - it's a whole parallel royal family but with spiders.
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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.
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The tallest person in the world has physically2
experienced being the exact height of every other person in the world at some point. "Ahh, I remember when I was your height…"
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Replying "k" in morse "-.-", has the same passive aggressive tone.
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One k short of being offensive, one too many ks to be passive aggressive...
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possible that two random4
people on the internet have had a friendly conversation on one forum5
and later an aggressive hateful conversation on another forum, without ever knowing of their previous wholesome6