一些谐音梗式冷笑话

时间：2021-09-03 05:49:32

（单词翻译:单击）

01 What do you call a deer with no eye?
(没有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿)
 
No eye deer (No idea).
叫 无眼鹿（不知道）
 
 
02 What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?
(一个迟到的番茄会对其他的番茄说什么)
 
I will ketchup1 (catch up).
(我能赶上)
(ketchup 蕃茄酱)
 
03 —I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
—why?
—26个字母我只认识25个
—为什么？
 
—I don't know Y (why)
—我不认识Y（我不知道为什么）
（Y与why同音)
 
04 What do you call a bee from America?
(来自美国的蜜蜂叫什么)
 
A USB (US bee).
 
05 How do we count cows?
(牛用什么来数)
 
With a Cowculator (calculator).
(用“数牛器”)
(calculator 计算器)
 
06 Which is faster, hot or cold?
(冷和热，哪个更快)
 
Hot. Because you can catch a cold.
(热更快，因为你能追上冷/会感冒 catch a cold）
 
07 Why is "dark" is spelled with a "k" not a "c"?
（为什么dark不能写成 “darc”）
 
Because you can't c (see) in the dark.
(因为你在黑暗里看不见啊)
 
08 Why shouldn't we give Elsa a balloon?
(为什么不能给艾莎气球)
 
Because she will Let It Go.
(因为她会把气球放了)
(“Let It Go”: 电影Frozen的主题曲)
 
09 What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?
(当我问我家的狗2减2等于多少，他说了什么)
 
He said nothing.
(他什么也没说 / 他说什么也没有)
 
10 Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?
谁和你更亲近？妈妈还是爸爸？
 
Mom is close, because dad is farther2.
妈妈更近，因为爸爸更远。（Father与Farther谐音）

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1 ketchup B3DxX     
n.蕃茄酱，蕃茄沙司
参考例句：
  • There's a spot of ketchup on the tablecloth.桌布上有一点番茄酱的渍斑。
  • Could I have some ketchup and napkins,please?请给我一些番茄酱和纸手巾？
2 farther olHxM     
adj.更远的，进一步的；adv.更远的，此外；far的比较级
参考例句：
  • I can throw the ball farther than you can.这个球我能比你扔得远。
  • The farther hill is five kilometres away.那座更远的小山在五公里以外。

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