一些精彩的中英文神回复

1  中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？

Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?

 

微信朋友圈

Wechat Moments

 

2  请给出一句很有内涵的诗句

Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.

 

一懒众衫小。

Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.

 

3  如何理解“穷不是一种状态”？

What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?

 

穷是一种常态。

It's the common situation.

 

4  问世上不会游泳的动物是？

What animals on earth can not swim?

 

媳妇和妈

Your wife and your mother.

 

5  如果被车撞飞10米远，爬起来之后说什么最帅？

What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?

 

下一辆！

Next!

 

6  妈，我是你的什么？

Mother, what am I to you?

 

因果报应

My karma.

 

7  为什么前女友还会一直关注我呢？

What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?

 

知道你过得不好我也就放心了

Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.

 

8  为什么打群架的时候普遍会脱掉上衣？

Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?

 

假如脱掉裤子的话，总觉得有哪里不对，气氛怪怪的。

Because it would be weird¹ to take off your pants.

 

9  怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑？

How should I respond to 'You can you up'?

 

我评论个鸡蛋不好吃，还得自己下个蛋啊？

So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?

 

10  如何一个月减肥40斤？

By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?

 

截肢

Amputation².

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