In Love With A Horse

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist¹.

 

"I'm in love with my horse," he said.

 

"But that's nothing," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much."

 

"Ah, but doctor," the patient replied. "It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse."

 

"Ahhh!" exclaimed the doc. "What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?"

 

"Female, of course," said the bloke. "What do you think I am, gay?"

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