Superbowl Snaps

时间：2015-09-14 04:32:10

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A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an New England Patriots1 fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Patriots fans too. Not really knowing what a Patriots fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

 

There is, however, one exception. Kelly has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided2 to be different. "Because I'm not a Patriots fan" she reports.

 

"Then," asks the teacher," What are you?"

 

"I'm a New York Giants fan," boasts the little girl.

 

The teacher asks Susie why she is a Giants fan.

 

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Giants fans, so I'm a Giants fan too," she responds.

 

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron3, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

 

Kelly smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Patriots fan."


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1 patriots cf0387291504d78a6ac7a13147d2f229     
爱国者，爱国主义者( patriot的名词复数 )
参考例句：
  • Abraham Lincoln was a fine type of the American patriots. 亚伯拉罕·林肯是美国爱国者的优秀典型。
  • These patriots would fight to death before they surrendered. 这些爱国者宁愿战斗到死，也不愿投降。
2 decided lvqzZd     
adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的
参考例句：
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
3 moron IEyxN     
n.极蠢之人，低能儿
参考例句：
  • I used to think that Gordon was a moron.我曾以为戈登是个白痴。
  • He's an absolute moron!他纯粹是个傻子！

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